Sun Tzu Gets Butt-Raped by Dracula

Modern forensic science has finally solved that old conundrum, who would win in a fight Sun Tzu, some ancient Chinese sales and marketing guru, and Vlad the Impaler?

Dracula would kick Sun Tzu’s arse, then he would butt-rape him to death with a large wooden stake. Can’t argue with science :roll:

Deadliest Warrior is so freaking funny.