Sauna Etiquette….. wear a freaking towel!!!!!!!
mixed sauna
sauna skank
I went to a public mixed sauna with Rob and Steph. We’re sitting in the sauna wearing towels when this Eastern European skank walks in, drops her towel, sits down, and opens her legs and flashes her cunt at us like that’s freaking acceptable!
I’m like, “hey bocchinara, you’re not at work now, so put your freaking towel back on.”
Allow me to be the first to say, that I find eastern euro skanks totally acceptable and I encourage this behavior. Now if I could only get a bunch of east euro skanks to move to rural Illinois and open a sauna…
Buffoon,
There was a sign saying no swimming costumes in the sauna area but there was also Turkish bath and jacuzzi there. Now I’m pretty sure you ain’t meant to wear a towel in a Turkish bath or a jacuzzi.
Rob…
What type of sauna was this?
@ heather
It’s no big deal in some countries in Europe, just like topless sunbathing on the beach. In Holland you’re not allowed in the mixed sauna unless you’re naked but in Italy it’s not normal to drop your towel in a mixed sauna.
@ rob
But you can’t see as much in a jacuzzi.
@ Buffoon
Not very keen on the saunas but this western Euro babe likes jacuzzis.
@ buffoon
So what if some guy flopped out his dick in front of your wife, that be okay?
Since we’re separated and not on very good terms eh…. she’s such a prude she would never go in one to start with…
@ Buffoon
I’m sorry to hear that, I hope you work it out with her if that’s what you want.
@ buffoon
Sorry, didn’t know.
May GOD Bless!!! Mark
I’ll trade my bad days for yours anytime.
Chris,
I’ve had worse days myself.
@ Rob
You said you weren’t looking.
@ amica
And you believed that?!!
@ steph
Of course
Ha! You would have hated the military. Once during annual training we stopped at an old 1960s era army base for the night. The latrine (aka bathroom) was nothing but rows of toilets sitting next to each other with no stalls and no privacy. It also was not air conditioned so do the math on what July heat did to the room.
If you had to take a “sit-down” everyone else in the room could watch! There’s nothing like trying to take care of business while you watch a fat sweaty sergeant do the same!
Unrelated – do they allow camera phones in that sauna? I’m just sayin’…
@ Bob
But that was before girls were allowed to serve in the military, if you go back to that base now the toilet will have stalls, sanitary towel bins and dispensers, and smell of paprika. And no they don’t allow cameras in the sauna but they do in the changing rooms.
@ Patterson
That’s freaking disgusting. Ain’t the American military got no carpenters?
Plenty carpenters. Not enough brains to know what to do with them.
Okay, I’m with Amica. Why would she even do that in a public sauna?
@ Steph — I’m not THAT old!
Women were allowed to serve when I was in and we even had a few in our company. It was an old army base that the army national guard inherited — probably cold war era. It DID have a nice addition from the late 80s which included decent bathrooms for the ladies.
The guys got the open air crappers.
@ Amica — I responded about like you did. My platoon sergeant’s response to me was “Get used to it because there are no stalls on the battlefield.”
@ Bob
Sorry, I thought women in combat units was a recent thing in the US military. You should have told your platoon sergeant that it shouldn’t be to difficult for him to muster up a tent and chemical toilet that could be taken on to the battlefield.
Okay, here in New York, definitely not acceptable to drop your towel. At the gym I went to you had to wear a bathing suit and what is with topless sunbathing?
@ heather
Topless sunbathing is normal in Europe. I prefer sunbathing naked on the roof at home.
Living in Europe and going to the Beach was nice as a teen. Good views.
I was in the Army in the late 1960′s in the US; there were stalls and we were in WWII Barracks for Basic Training. Must have been the Complex you were in or the Base. Or was that AIT?
Steph I am against putting females in Combat, bad enough seeing dead and wounded male soldiers. They get around the rule of no females in Combat by having females in Support Roles, and they better be armed.
The US is spending $1000,000,000,000 on keeping Troops all around the world, in Combat in Iraq, Afghanistan and conducting Operations in Pakistan, Yeman and Somalia. I think using Predator Drones is a tragic, use CIA and Special Forces Hunter Killer teams, a .22 bullet from a pistol with silencer in the brain has no Collateral damage, no dead women and children in videos. Hunt down Al Qeada, bin Laden, the leaders kill them, thier financial backer’s the Saudi Princes and Muslim Businessmen. Cut off the head and the body dies. A Dirty War is cheaper than an Occupation.
The US is an Empire in Decline, our Social Welfare System is much more expensive than Europe and is manipulated and milked by some. The US owes 92% of it’s GDP and Empires fall when they owe 90%. Greece does not owe as much as the US! Soon the US will experience some form of Economic Collapse and Muslims and Africans are moving into the US at a raid pace, we have Open Border’s for them. Expect the US to withdraw from world and follow the pattern set by the fall of the Soviet Union, but the US has Nuclear Arms.
@ Michael
Check out my post on women in combat. I agree about assassination rather than occupation but the us keeps funding these groups to oppose countries its hostile too then acts surprised when they turn on them. Since 911, America has funded hundreds if not thousands of terrorist cells. I agree about the economic collapse, it essentially already happened but its effects are being held off by increasing the debt.
steph when you say ” America has funded hundreds if not thousands of terrorist cells” do you mean through proxies like the ISI, Pakistani Inter-Service Intelligence? During the War in Afghanistan the US funded the Afghanistan oritented operations of the ISI, the ISI created the Taliban and trained bin Laden with Al Qeada. People think US Intelligence did that; but the US stupidly funded Pakistani Intelligence Operations that created enemies for the West.
@ Michael
I’m talking about after 9/11, mainly in Iraq and Afghanistan but also throughout the middle east.
Michael,
I agree about birds in the military.
Michael -
It was an old base that was turned over to the Army National Guard. We were on annual training.
Not sure how you got on women in the military but I’ll play…
There’s has been 4,000 years of women serving various roles in armies. Now especially with technology I don’t see what the big deal is. A woman can fly a fighter plane as well or better than a man. If they want to serve and are willing to take the risks I say let them. One example: There are some very interesting stories of some very effective and deadly Russian female snipers during WW II.
On open borders:
1. Lines on maps are just that and they were drawn by us.
2. We stole this country from Mexico and the Native Americans.
3. Closing the border would mean that my German and Russian immigrant relatives would have never come here. Without them I would not be here.
4. Cut back on Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck. Perhaps a nice daily walk or some other hobby?
Bob,
Women can’t even drive cars as well as men.
Economics is not political and Glenn Beck and Rush not my favorite people. Socialism merely a means to control people and maintain upperclass control and power. Bob your point is off base, your German and Russian Forefather’s came here legally and that is not the same as the open Border Problem we have. Yes we conquered the USA from the Native Americans and owe them a debt. The Hispanics in the USA were partners with the US in the take over, read some history. The actor Leo Carillo’s grandfather or great grandfather invited US Forces into California. Due to problems in Mexcio those that settled the Southwest wanted to align themselves with the US for stability.
Bob I was answering steph’s question on women in the Military, you might try reading.
Bob cut back on the whiskey, marijuana and take your psychoropic drugs; and would recommend daily exercise or a visit to the Gym in your Nursing Home, take that walker down the hall a few times and cool it.
The fall of the Soviet Union will be repeated probably in the US, the US Federal Government owes more than the Greek Government or the other European Nations. Bob we might see illegal US Citizens fleeing into Mexico.
Michael,
The Mexican–American War was an armed conflict between the United States and Mexico due to the the 1845 U.S. annexation of Texas, which Mexico considered part of its territory despite the 1836 Texas Revolution.
American forces invaded and conquered New Mexico, California and parts of northern Mexico. Another American army captured Mexico City, forcing Mexico to agree to the sale of its northern territories to the U.S.
So, from my perspective we screwed the Hispanics which makes all this flap about “borders” and legality… lacking.
Related — I’ve never done a drug other than alcohol. At one point I wanted to work in law enforcement and the drugs you refer to are generally frowned upon. I also prefer vodka over whiskey, thank you.
Your version of socialism sounds a lot lack Republican capitalism to me.
If we do have to flee into Mexico I hope they treat us better than we treat them.
-B
Bob learn to read, go to the Alamo and read the names of the Defender’s and you’ll see there are more Hispanic names then American names. The Mexican Governor of California invited the US Forces into the State (Leo Carillo’s grandfather). In Mexico there were some that did not want to be ruled by Santa Anna especially in Northern Mexico; in what is the USA now.
Bob you seem like a Looney Lefter; wake up Obama workes for Wall Street and is thier erand boy; and the Psycho Babble you learned is useless. There is one Political Party in the USA; the Liberal’s, and both Democrats and Republicans belong to the gang. All this the “Border moved” is just bullshit! The Mexican Population that aided the USA stayed in the USA and retained thier property. The recent mass movement into the USA of Hispanics is highlighted by the Fascist Media because they do not want Latins in the USA! The Hispanics are European’s (to me) with the same Culture and Christians. The Looney Fascist Media only wants immirgants from Islamic and Africa Nations that they think they can control. If you had been in New York or a major city you’ll find African Muslims driving cabs and walking the streets.
The Mexicans have Laws, strict Laws. if you enter Mexico without a passport or illegaly it is a felony and you’ll get 2 years in Prison, the second time is 10 years in Prison. Mexico controls it;s Borders until the USA. If you as a Foreigner are in mexico you are expected to have your Passport, or Identity papers on you in case the Police request them!
Your version of Socialism looks a lot like Fascism! PS George Bush sucked and Obama is even worse! Obama should wear his Goldman Sachs blazer more.
Michael,
I liked the conversation better when it was limited to nudity. Regardless, I shall leave you with the last… word.
hi there, where was this sauna? I m in mexico city at the moment and I m searching a mixed sauna.
cheers,
daniel
@ Daniel
Rome, Italy. A long trip for you.
Il “bocchinara” sarebbe stato d’effetto, di sicuro XD
STEFI: women AREN’T allowed in combat units, they WERE just recently allowed in combat “support” units though, which is the closest thing
and BOB, not kissin’ ass but its a proven fact male car accidents are worse than women’s, its called “testosterone”